10 April, 2009

Friday Funnies!!

Never Argue with a Woman

One morning, the husband returns the boat to their lakeside
cottage after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap...
Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out.
She motors out a short distance, anchors, puts her feet up,
And begins to read her book.
The peace and solitude are magnificent.
Along comes a Fish and Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside
the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'
'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')
'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her.
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading.'
'Yes, but I see you have all the equipment.
For all I know you could start at any moment.
I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault,' says the woman.
'But I haven't even touched you,' says the Game Warden.
'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.' 'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.
MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads. It's likely she can also think.

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  1. Grammy said...
    That was great!
    Have a wonderful week.
    Debra said...
    Oh Kelly ... that was terrific! I've gotta pass that one around this weekend when we go home! I'll miss you at church. Have a blessed Easter, my friend.

    Big hugs to you and your family!
    Anonymous said...
    Love this!! If I only I could think so quickly!

    Have a great weekend and Happy Easter!

    Laurie Ann said...
    Too funny! She had him there, didn't she?!
    Darlene said...
    Oh I love this! It is funny! Can't wait to tell my sister who loves to fish and read!
    Have a FABULOUS Friday!
    Saleslady371 said...
    Wow! What a punch line. Wishing you a wonderful Easter.
    Christina said...
    I love that one. It's so funny!
    Laura said...
    LOL.. funny stuff!!
    Raise Them Up said...
    That's good. What a riot!

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